The Merriam-Webster Dictionary announced the addition of several "new" words today. With constructions such as F-bomb, flexitarian, energy drink, and life coach making the grade, who says the English language is degrading? So in the vein of the New Aesthetic, we're shouting out our suggestions with no regard for the intellectual well-being of others...
adjective, acronym. (YOFOed)
1. (You Only Fuck Once) The 2012 version of a one-night stand.
"How did things go with that guy you met last night?" "He came home with me, but I’m not calling him again..." #YOFO
verb. (Maper, Mapist, Maped, Maping)
1. The act of being forcibly made out with.
This morning that YOFO totally maped me…ew!
verb. noun. (Instagretting, Instagretted, Instagrets)
1.The overwhelming feeling of remorse after making drunken comments on social networking sites at three in the morning.
After I checked my phone this morning, I was drowning in instagret.
verb. (Diabeatings, Diabeaten)
1. When parents constantly feed their children fast food, resulting in early onset diabetes.
"Mom, can I have a straw for my Big Gulp?" "Of course sweetie, would you like a Red Vine or a Twizzler?" "Both."
Compiled by Lia Berger, Peter Diller, Jodie Jones, Alexis Kozak, Danielle O'Byrne, and Niki Valencia