Fabulous is as fabulous does - Disney unveils its first openly gay character, but we always suspected Grumpy
You are so bootiful, to me - glitter, glitter, glitter
Ejectile Disfunction - Up, up, and not away from the cops
Just a Wee Problem - Pools found to have 75 liters of urine, but don’t worry that’s only 1/100th of 1%
Very Simulating - Does the Oscars blunder prove we’re living in a simulation?? It’s IN THE COMPUTER?